Stoker

❁┊ Chilensis / Unicornio / súper ultra mega gay.

I'm a fucking wizard sent from the future in a motherfucking time machine to tell you that you are an asshole. You're the type of person that makes fun of short, fat little kids and makes them feel bad about themselves for the rest of their lives because you think you're so special, well you know what? You're not special. You're not different. You're not even particularly interesting. You're the same bigoted, homophobic, redneck football scoring, Martin Luther King assassinating, asshole face, son of a bitch redneck that you have spent your entire life rebelling against..