alison

I'm a Starship Ranger at the Galactic League of Extraterrestrial Exploration otherwise known as the G.L.E.E, they are very well known for making twisted abominations of everything! I am currently based on pigfarts, but you cant go there because its on mars. My genitals can sing and dance and I always listen to my heart. I defeated a Hungarian Horntail dragon through the power of song. I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a Hufflepuf is. The only sunglasses I own are neon pink and I always wear my blue headband. My zapper is always set to pew, PEW PEW PEW! My other alias is Taz and i can Get Back Up. Lupin taught me LITERALLY everything he knew and flattery got me everywhere. I inherited enough money to buy out NASA on a planet whose surface appears to be ... stable! Where I come from your first name is what you do and your second name is what you like! Records show that I am SUPER ahead of schedule. There is nothing Redvines can't do. i follow the golden rule because i was orphaned at 33 and i want everything and more. my motto is i dont think i can do it, but I'll try.

I AM THE COOLEST GIRL WHO IS GOING BACK TO HEAVEN DURING THOSE DAYS OF SUMMER DESPITE THE FACT WE ARE DIFFERENT AS CAN BE AND I'M GETTING BACK UP FOR SAMI/HARRY THE WAY I DO BUT BEING CAUTIOUS OF GRANGER DANGER AND I ASK MYSELF WHERE DO I FIT AND HOW DOES THE GOLDEN RULE APPLY IN SUCH A SITUATION. I HAVE POWER INSIDE SO FUCK YOU JAFAR. I FEEL UCKY BECAUSE I HAVE A MAGIC DJINN ON MY SIDE (but i think hes a fucking moron). IF WERE GONNA MAKE IT THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO  FAKE IT AND NO-ONE'S GONNA REALISE THAT DUDER'S A SPY AND A BOY TOY. 

My fandoms include 
Starkid
Glee,
 Avengers, 
Marvel, 
DC, 
Sherlock, 
Doctor Who, 
Hetalia, 
Harry Potter, 
PJO, HoO, 
Wicked, 
Disney, 
TLAB, 
Creepypasta and Gods knows how many more I'm just thinking that I'm gonna run out of space very soon. Oh I didn't.