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so yeah, i'm leaving wattpad now. have fun, you've been snazzy :D

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

guys, @crafty_caribbean is doing commissions! go check out their art book if you're interested :D

It says that 5% percent of my readers are in the United Kingdom- 
          That be YOU
          :3

OKAY, JUST HEAR ME OUT
          So, the meaning of life is 42, right?
          Let's take two dice and add up all the numbers.
          1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = 21 (x2)
          That comes to 42
          SO THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TWO-DIE
          THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO-DIE

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