spookycanoe

I am a snail and god is salting me

Why isnt there a way to like comments

*Gasps dramatically*

Living is such a drag

Indiana Jones? More like Fedora The Explorer.

I pour the water in before the cereal

There is something licking my foot but my room door is closed and both my dogs are upstairs sleeping with my parents

How many holes are in a straw

Does anyone want to get into an argument

Allow me to de-introduce myself.
          My name is [redacted]