I see you're unfortunate enough to stumble across my abode. Don't worry... by the time you leave, your brain will be a mush! (they did the monster mash...) Joking xD
FRIENDOS:
- @redeem- my bae Jenny
- @mr-steal-ur-girl Travis is ma brotha from another motha
- @pure-delirium David is ma brotha from the same motha
- @darth-skywalker Chris is David's unbiological twin. They're weirdos.
Welcome welcome, my name is Jacob. I LOVE donuts. Especially with milk.... mmhmmm....
Three quick facts about me.
• I'm awfully obsessed with the song Monster Mash.
• I play Wizard101 lol, my wizard tumblr is: whoshu-mooshu
• Oh, and I LOVE hot chocolate. Reminds me of Christmas.
• I'm a Demigod (Son of Zeus), Tribute (District 2), Jedi Knight, Slytherin, Avatar, Divergent (Candor/Dauntless/Amity), and a donut.
• I can swim like a fish and click like a dolphin.
- Joking about that last part.... not...
• I'm a complete Star Wars geek and I'm definitely going to see the new movie that's coming out. Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
- Note: I saw it and hated it. Wtf.
- Note: I saw Rogue One and loved it.
• I'm a huge gamer. Call of Duty: Black Ops III, Grand Theft Auto V, Borderlands, Dragon Age, Fallout 4, Star Wars: Battlefront (PS4) and NHL 2016 are the ones I play the most.
• I own a 375 Daytona bike and I love friggin speedi--- err... absolutely obeying the law.
And I'm sorry that my beautiful face is taken... by my sweetheart, Jennifer.
♥ Jennifer is an amazing woman who will later allow me to get 200 ferrets.
• *nervously pulls collar* That idea is still a work in progress....
• We've been together going on TWO years on January 7th.
- Note: My year one anniversary gift to her was a picture of a crudely drawn ferret.
Anywhooooo, if ya need me for something just shoot me a message, I'll get around to you when I'm available.
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