Termites will chew wood 2x as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

Humans evolved from ancient fish.

☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ your profile to help Bob
/ \ take over the world.

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Screw real introductions heck

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