Just Call Me Sky~

Me and cross cant get along on the story. The collab is over, im doing it myself

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Ugh. As if I don’t have enough on my plate already, now my friends from Kewanee are pressuring me into telling one of my besties there that I like him. 
          
          Not saying I don’t, but really, I’m... not his type, to say the least.
          
          Seems like I’m going to be a living meme for the rest of my life after all. 
          Yep. The forever alone meme XD
          
          Ignore my cringe, I know it’s like freaking ebola, it’s so infectuous. Metaphorically speaking. 
          
          So, yeah, let’s try to count this load of bull. Tally it all up.
          
          So, I have a hopeless crush, a dead social life, no friends in my own town irl, people here are homophobic and hate me i’m, the list goes on...
          i have to go, moms getting mad. shit

Good news- i’m online right now. Finally. For like, ten minutes.
          Bad news, It’s going to take a long time to respond to things now... I am officially grounded. Until 2018. No joke.
          SOOOOOOO, yeah, If i don’t respond right away, don’t take it personally XD
          The stupid shit i get myself into, my god....

Ok, so I’m going to start an art book. I’ve been wanting to do one fore a while now, but I haven’t really had the time. Then the thought hit me - start off with old work I already have done! Genius! Plus, it’s like 4:40 in the morning here, so I have plenty of time anyway. I’m going to get my lazy ass out of bed, get my portfolio (or, what’s left of it... long story), and start snapping picture because my broke ass can’t afford a new laptop and/or scanner. I’ll be back in a few!

*looks at your location* NUUUUU ME ICE CREAAAAMMMM
          
          I am actually almost crying XDD

Impact (one of my UT oc’s): *starts drawing*
          Ink!Sans: *creates an alternate fucking universe with a single stroke of his paint brush*
          Impact: “...”
          Ink!Sans: “What?”
          Impact: “...” *eyes start sparkling* *is jealous*. “You have got to teach me how to do that one of these days.”
          Ink!Sans: “Uh, actually, that’s not really possi–”
          Impact (cutting Ink off): “SHH!” *turns off eyes* “Don’t. Crush. My. Dreams. BRO!”

Me (to Murder!Sans): Oh my god, I thought you were just a myth! You’re freaking awsome! How are you doi—”
          Murder!Sans: *Impales me with a bone*
          Me: Agh... Ugh...... *labored breathing* (wh-why do you do this to me? I ADORED YOU!)

That moment when your doggo sneezes repeatedly in another room, and you think it’s the snare/cymbal from someone’s music. XD
          
          I’m fricking ded.

Guess what~? Got some meds in my system, and a lesson learned - don’t use reading glasses when reading on electronics. The aftermath is terrible. 
          So yeah, once my headache’s gone, my mood will probably start to improve a bit. That’s a plus. And now, It’s time to rp, listen to music, and see if I can find the ingredients to cook something worth eating. Because, you know, I’m a fat little shit. 
          That’s actually not true, btw, I’m underweight. I just use to much sarcasm.