^^^Now you have a snow leopard licking your screen. You're welcome.
"One doesn't need sunglasses on a gloomy day and yet it is on a gloomy day that one must look one's flyest."
Three things about me:
(1) I'm a grammarphobic writer who avoids plot. Basically, I enjoy stabbing myself in the feet as I walk.
(2) If I say anything even remotely deep or well thought out it's probably a quote from someone more literate than I am.
(3) I didn't think this through far enough to actually have three things.
My friend called me "pale and mysterious" once. I'd say it's a pretty accurate description. Not that you care. I don't do much other than eat, sleep, and procrastinate. I'm incredibly good at all three.
Just a thanks to anyone who has read, voted, and commented on my books, it's very much appreciated!!!!! Honestly, you guys are the best. (Feedback is also welcome.)
So hey! You have fanart. Or questions. Maybe just a really cute dog. That's totally rad. I can be reached (plus @frenchowl and @forestflicker) at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we would love to see your dog. I mean fanart.
ALSO HEY okay well you see I'm a very busy person, and hopefully if you read this far you will understand me when I say that I cannot take reading requests anymore. I just don't have the time to do that. I will try and circulate around to your book when I can, but I can't give any definite time stamp or answer. Thanks for understanding, I appreciate your patience.
p.s. I'm not the most organized person, and the Wattpad formatting and I don't always get along, so generally stuff on my message board gets forgotten about. Or I tried to answer and instead threw my phone across the room. Either way, the best way to reach me is through PM!!
- if it were up to me: space
- JoinedFebruary 22, 2014