Rob Yzat

Hey guys,
          
          Wow those 3 weeks felt way longer for some reason... Anyway, enough of that. I'm just dropping in from my very short and of reasonable length holiday. I am here to (very proudly) announce that the next .... not one, but T W O ... chapters of the life changing novel Cream of Tartar are now available for general viewing.
          So knock yourself out lads and go have yourself a whale of time. But don't party so hard that Bjorn will get jealous.
          
          Rats all for today, folks! Happy reading

Hey guys,
          Soooooo I took another 2 week hiatus due to some unforeseen circumstances. I was busy training for a professional lunging championship and this required my full attention because writing my Magnum Opus was WAY too distracting. The championship is now over and I am proud to announce that I did compete and I didn't not lose. So I'm back you ratty people with more chapters than usual because I have abandoned you for so long (when the world needed me most) for my own selfish pursuits. 
          Anyway, enough about me, let's get back to the show.
          Chapters 7-9 are now live! They are as ratastic as ever.
          
          Rats all for today, folks! Happy reading.

After a 2 week hiatus, your boy is back with not 1 but 2 brand new chapters of Cream of Tartar! 
          
          Warning: these chapters are thoroughly educational and entertaining, read at your own risk.
          
          Rat's all for today, folks!

Hey guys,
          I'm so pleased to announce that I have finally released chapter 4! I hope you all enjoy the story and artwork as much as everyone in Ratatouille enjoyed Remy's fabulous cooking.
          Rat's all for today, folks! Don't forget to check out chapter 4.

It is my absolute pleasure to announce that I have posted the first 3 chapters of my magnum opus; Cream of Tartar. 
          
          If you would like to read about the ingredient 'cream of tartar' or 'potassium bitartrate' as its called in some circles, I'm sorry this is not the right place for you, perhaps try a cooking website. 
          
          If you click on this book because you want to read a story about a girl who moves to college and finds the love of her life and lifelong friends while she finds herself, I'm sorry but you will not find that here either.
          
          If you want to read a story that is legitimately like nothing you have ever had the (mis)fortune of reading before, then boy are you in luck!
          
          Rat's all for today, folks!