Bunny is currently working on this.

Bunny is writing again.

I completely scrapped the first bio as it was far too emotional for my liking.

I am here to tell you all about Frosty.

He's a man. Just barely. But a man nonetheless.

A tiny man at that. That is alright though. Men come in all sizes and shapes.

He enjoys insulting people and telling jokes that are not funny.

His sense of humor is absolute rubbish. And when I read his messages it's usually in what I imagine the Queen of England's voice to be.

He is a garden tool who is extremely disloyal. But for some reason I enjoy his company so I keep him around.

He is an extremely slow replier the majority of the time. I die slowly inside waiting for him to return.

But for the most part I guess he's worth keeping around because he sometimes says a joke that is worthy of me laughing.

I am pretty sure I should use more commas but I am far too lazy.

And as we have it... this bio is coming to an end.

I'll probably change it tomorrow. But for now this it.

Goodbye all who read this.

And to Frosty: I do not completely dislike your jokes. So congratulations?
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