oh hey you made it to Mickey Mouse crack house, come have a pixie stick and let's chat a while
Y'all can call me.. anytime😎 jk I'm Red or reddot pronouns: he/they
My favorite color is red and I'm a communist if that wasn't apparent already ☭
Shit I hand out: crackhead energy, intense stuff, grand theft auto + assault and battery + petty theft(and real theft) with a splash of arson, edgy shit, energy drinks, chaotic vibes, peak comedy king, f o o d , nsfw stuff, alcoholism, and best getaway driver
Shit I like: blue flavor, cats, BEARS my fav animal, cursed images, ranch dressing, edgy stuff, comedy, my guitar, my weapons, gay shit™️, crime, sugary or sour shit, chocolate milk, piercings/tattoos, opossums, loose clothing, bitches, ass, and usually punk music.
States I'm not allowed in :) : Arkansas, New York, Maryland, Ohio, South Dakota, South Carolina, Kentucky, Oklahoma, and New Mexico.
If you're any of the following gtfo and I'm hitting you with my car :) Nazis, racists, confederates, fascists, homophobes, transphobes, any -phobes of the lgbtq+, Whore Prime, stupid bitches, specifically the yellow pearl in Steven Universe, and people who don't respect anyone's pronouns.
I overdose on Benadryl everyday
@OfficialNetossa - plagued with my crackheadness
@yeetyboi0 - the yeetiest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (I like to make her mad)
@Sumzhere - the pacifist therapist hugger
@dakkusato - annoy him in a loving way
MY FAITHFUL CREW:
Quartermaster: @dakkusato
Quartermaster II: @OfficialWrongHordak
First mate: @TOHOfficialWillow
Second mate: @WalmartBrandFinn
Third mate: @chickenZ_Nugget
Boatswain: @M-MARCY
Cabin boy: @-ur_local_dirt-bag-
Master-at-Arms: @Soft_Kitten_Kai
Cook: @OfficialNetossa
I'm the favorite child ✌️
KAcHoW 💥🚗💨
*finger guns intensely*
Reece's puffs Reece's puffs, eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up
The last thing you'll taste is my brass knuckles softly kissing your mouth :)
Poggers bois
Hasta la vista, baby
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