Hi. 

I'm Zoe & I'm every kind of trash you can imagine.

Yes, I know how to spell Leia.

I watch The Great British Bake Off and Death in Paradise religiously.

My hobbies include musical theatre and eating an entire toblerone in one sitting, on my own.

"Boys need to keep their peepees in their pants, and you need to keep your feels in your heart."
-Frankie, describing my life.
  • in bed, probably
  • JoinedNovember 18, 2012



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princesslayer princesslayer Mar 25, 2016 07:11PM
Feel free to read the latest rant in my rant book: it's about love and written by a hopeless romantic (shocker!)
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