Sarcasm and laughter are a way of life, but that doesn't mean it has to be mine. Nor does it mean I should disregard the more profound, philosophical questions in life.

So I don't! I'm often very sarcastic and I laugh a lot. I'm pretty sure I come off as a closet sociopath most of the time (isn't that redundant?) because of the cackling I exhibit as a result, however, don't worry, I'm very self-aware and only PRETEND to squint briefly at the subtext between the lines of the story; I can't have people thinking I actually THINK, after all.

Which story, you ask? Well, it depends. Got a minute?

Barring all of that, all I really want from my readers (if I have any) are attempts to offer proper criticism or analytic interpretations of my writing. The closer you infer my intended meaning, the better I feel I've written my story.

So, you've graciously taken the time to read through this little bio. Thanks, I guess. Well, off you go, stranger - go and explore the Internet. You've learned enough about me for now!