Yeah. I'm Peppa Pig. Sure.

I'm like, four years old. 

I eat rocks.

"When you jump in muddy puddles, you better wear your fucking boots you fucking piece of shit." ~ My smelly mom 

My hobbies include jumping up and down in muddy puddles, bossing my little brother George, fat-shaming my dad, and having sex dreams about Suzy Sheep.

After retiring from the show, I became a gay stripper and a sex addict.

Pedro Pony smells like the inside of Mr. Krabs' wet dirty stanky coochie.

One time I stuck an entire piece of cheese up in my anus and I still haven't gotten it out yet.
 #WAP 🤰🙏
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  • JoinedOctober 5, 2020
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peppa-pig-official peppa-pig-official Apr 27, 2021 03:35AM 
on god, i did not mean to push daddy pig in a fire, i swear. on an unrelated note, does anyone want any bacon?
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