peenbastard2000

Umm who set my pfp as this and updated all these weird ass books

peenbastard2000

Sooo, i read all my conversations/posts/announcements on wattpad ever since i joined almost two years ago , and here are my favorite ones ; 
          
          -Okay random , BUT I FUCCING HATE IT WHEN THOSE CHEFS IN THE TV SHOWS BE LIKE making 29 pounds of French fries and end up putting like 2 on the plate, LIKE DUDE YA BETTER HAVE EITHER EATEN THOSE OR DONATED TO AFRICAN CHILDREN BC WHY THE FUCC NOT
          
          -talking about being mad , -inhale- ACORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVITATION , THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. IT'S WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET IT'S FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND-   -many hours later-   .   .   .

peenbastard2000

New prescriptions make me feel bad, like taking drugs to feel happiness. 

peenbastard2000

I am crying rn and I don’t know if it’s because I laughed too hard or because I’m touched but screw it , I love you ❤️❤️
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madrome1922

Aggressively runs over to child
            
            Slaps pills away
            
            
            
            
            
            
            I am your happiness now
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peenbastard2000

‘The normals , they make me feel scared. The crazies, they make me feel safe.’ I relate to that phrase a lot of the time, tell me if you know where that phrase is from.

SuckMyPeenPorfavor

So I was gonna respond 3 hours after you posted that but um Wattpad was being a lil bitćh so I couldn’t so I take credit 
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smol_avian_child

Mad hatter Melanie Martinez 
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peenbastard2000

I wanna say sorry for not being on for a week, I was off at Punta Cana for some vacations and I stayed at be live hotels and it was wonderful- any ways, I do feel guilty and I’ll make up for it by updating my most viewed books and newest book with a ....are you ready.....2000 word update!!!! It may not sound much, but for me this is overwhelming. I’ll try to do it as soon as possible but for now, I’m gonna prepare. -kai

peenbastard2000

I thought I was mature for my age. I thought I was so mature and responsible. Thought. Because for the past 7 hours, I have been watching black butler nonstop. It is 1am at the moment and I started around 7pm. Tomorrow I have a phsyiciatrist thing, so can’t wait to tell him all about it. Like I legit might get diagnosed with insanity or something, but idk. Btw, this is a warning to my followers, don’t do drugs. ~Kai

peenbastard2000

New story! Read A Friend right now! Not forcing you but I will say, in this story I will update very soon, it will be 1000-2000 words, AND will have a lot of effort put into it. Im even working on a homemade cover. But anyways, just updated the first chapter with 1000 words, so hope you enjoy!