omnipotentone

Hello. On this website, my name is Omnipotentone.

I am not omnipotent. I know a limited amount of information. I am in one place at a time. In fact, I am in my living room right now, at a computer. Only in my living room, might I add.
See? Limited abilities.

I have a series of false personalities on the internet. I suspect that the majority of the online population does.
Knowing that my word is most likely not truthful, here is a summary about my personality:

I love the books Epic, Brain jack, and Carrie. I would recommend any of those three.

Music. I remember the first time "Music" entered my being. I was only newly human at the time, and not at all adapted to this Earth yet.
My favorite Musics are Fall Out Boy, Stars of Track and Field, All Time Low, Mika, and My Chemical Romance. I also enjoy viola Music from time to time.
But not piano Music. God no.

My eyes have not adapted fully yet to be able to see color. They are still evolving. They should be fully evolved and camouflaged into human-eye form within the millennia.
I am still young; my eyes can take their time adapting.
However, until my eyes have fully transformed, there are about 49 shades of grey that I enjoy seeing.
So, I guess I could say that grey is my favorite color.
Oh look, a new shade. How captivating.

My time on Earth has been pretty tough. I had a rough landing, you could say. The air is the worst component of this world. It makes me nauseous. Too much oxygen, not enough hydrogen cyanide gas.

Anyway, I have about thirty human identities. They keep expiring. And the bodies rot. I am not adept in overcoming tellurian impediments like my ancestors are.

By the way, I learned my english from Urban Dictionary: the ultimate source of perfection and modern intellect.

If you read to the end of this personality summary, I would like to congratulate you. Your loyalty to me is evident. I will reward you with a gift one day. One day soon. Patience, my love.

Soon.