Joselyn

Jay: So, tell me more *crosses legs*
          Me: *stares at the ceiling* I was at the boat house. It was dark that night. I was alone.
          Jay: *whispers* Don't tell me...
          Me: Yeah... *swallows* I-I ate the last cupcake.
          Jay: Oh my god... *faceplam* No...
          *Five seconds later* Us: LMFAOOOO.