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Someone : I think-

Me : I searched everywhere

Someone : huh? what?

Me : I looked through all my files

          I searched through my text messages

          I even searched my wardrobe

          But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion

Someone : ...







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Me : Why did the chicken cross the road?

Someone : I dunno, why?

Me : To get to the Idiot's house.

Me : Knock! Knock!

Someone : Who's there?

Me : The chicken.

Someone : .....



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ARMY ♥



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🖤 To the ones who dislike me, who doesn't approve of me~

Hate me so I can appreciate the ones I love and am loved by.  ~the_obnoxious_me