mortifiedpast

/   my  bb  natalie  portman   :””””)

greenthumbed

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your fucking cat   —

mortifiedpast

@townheadass     ,,   my  cat  is  an  angel   .   wait   —   so  i  don’t  have  to  go   ?   *   the  batting  of  the  eyelashes   *
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greenthumbed

oh my god   —   i almost feel bad for you but i understand how it is   .   the only issue i have with that plan is your cat   .   you gotta lock it up inside some dungeon or something until it fully learns not to scratch couches   .
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mortifiedpast

@townheadass    ,,   i  highly  doubt  that   .   sigh   ,,   i’ll  probably  just  stay  home  and  watch  telenovelas  with  my  cat   ..   and  i’m  not  saying  i  WANNA  be  like  you   ,,   i’m  saying  that  i’m  going  to  do  whatever  the  hell  i  want   .   
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softerspells

kitty .   kitty .   kitty .

mortifiedpast

@designersmoney    ,,   true   .   but  i’ve  been   /   good   /   .   how  about  you   ,,   harrington   ?   
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softerspells

@mortifiedpast ,,   better  than  pussy  cat .   how're  you ,   babes  ?
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mortifiedpast

@designersmoney    ,,   can  you  not  with  the  nicknames   ?   please   ?   my  coworkers  are  already  calling  me  pussy  cat   .
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magicalmuse

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holy shit   ,   it’s catherine lodge   .

mortifiedpast

@booksmartz     ,,   thanks  for  the  offer   .   and  congrats   .   i  hope  it  all  works  out  for  you  two   ,,   im  rooting  for  you  guys   .   but  no  actually   .   too  involved  in  my  work  and  my  love  and  family  life  is  pretty  much  nonexistent   .   
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magicalmuse

huh   ,   well if you ever decide to come by   ,   i can always show you around   .   and she and i   ?   we’re doing really well   ,   actually   .   i now work at ucla and she’s obviously got her modeling job   .   we got two kids now too   !   it’s literally the best feeling being a dad   .   what about you   ?   married   ?   children    ?
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mortifiedpast

@booksmartz    ,,   that’s  entirely  true   .   and  maybe  i  will  check  it  out   .   i  don’t  really  have  anyone  back  in  new  york  besides  my  father  and  step  mother  and  brother   .   but  how’s  you  and  jo   ?   
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mnsterenergy

well  well  well .   if  it  isn't  kit  cat .

mortifiedpast

@bitchinineties    ,,   no   .   none  at  all   .   *   she  shrugged  her  shoulders   ,,   realizing  that  a  majority  of  her  time  is  spent  doing  work   *   
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mnsterenergy

@mortifiedpast ,,    mm .   any  special  guy  or  gal  in  your  life  or  ?   *   she  asked  with  a  teasing  smile  *
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mortifiedpast

@bitchinineties    ,,   of  course   .   *   she  pulled  away   ,,   her  hands  settling  into  then  pockets  of  her  coat   *   but  nothing  really   ..   
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greenthumbed

you’re probably new here because you wouldn’t be putting me in cuffs if ya weren’t   —

mortifiedpast

@townheadass    ,,   ugh   ,,   you’re  so  weird   .   i  wonder  who  was  lucky  enough  to  ride  the  kade  train   .   but  fine   ,,   only  because  i  prefer  to  be  the  one  handcuffing  the  other   .   *   she  grinned  cheekily   ,,   walking  off  back  to  work   *   
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greenthumbed

well don’t fuckin follow me home unless you want to make use of these handcuffs   *   flashing her a dumb grin  ,   he held the metal item up by his two fingers before he shoved it back in his pocket   *   well this is your job   .   you gotta deal with it   .   cya ‘round detective   .   *   with a wink he turned on his heel and began making his way out of the department   *
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mortifiedpast

@townheadass    ,,   well  believe  it  or  not   ,,   the  captain  adores  me   .   *   she  shrugged  her  shoulders   *   and  nah   ,,   it’s  dull  here  anyways   .   you’re  somewhat  entertaining   .   
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