melaninjojo25

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
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          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

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          ☘❝ So this is your life, and you are going to be both
          moved and confused by it. You are going to
          experience things that will inspire you, and things
          that you will never quite come to terms with. You
          are going to love people that you will sometimes
          lose, but you will also find those who stay.
          Appreciate those people, let them know that you
          care. You are going to laugh until you cry, you are
          going to ache in ways you never thought possible;
          you are going to be exhausted by the chaos of it all
          and ignited by the beauty. You are going to be hurt,
          and you are going to hurt. Sometimes you will be
          the bad person. Sometimes you will be the one who
          makes the mistake. Sometimes you will have to give
          yourself your own closure. Sometimes you will have
          to let go. Sometimes you will have to find comfort
          in being alone, in being lost. Yes, this is your life,
          and though it can be unpredictable, and messy, even
          though it can break you down you are going to
          survive it. You will always survive it. ❞ 
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          ♡ ˚.*ೃ  What good are wings, without the courage to fly? ~
          

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          You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no. 
          -> unknown

✨✨✨JOKE TIME , HENA ONLINE ✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : which one is closer , sun or Africa?
          Student :Sun
          Teacher : why? 
          Student : we can see sun all the time but we can't see Africa.
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  *i know it's not so funny*
          
          Teacher : Why are you late? 
          Student : because of the sign on the road. 
          Teacher : what type of sign? 
          Student : the sign that says "school ahead, go slow! "
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why aren't you laughing *cracks knuckles* *death glare*
          
          OK OK I'm leaving but I got a question you better answer me or else - 
          *loading my pink broom with orange shiny hairs*
          
          Stone is enough to break the glass 
          Second is enough to fall in love 
          Sentence is enough to break the heart 
          
          WHY THE HELL ONE CHAPTER IS NOT ENOUGH TO PASS EXAM!!! *cries*
          
          *sniffs* *wipes my fake tears*
          I love you *sobs*
          
          
          
           now don't waste my time I need to post this on other's mb too *eyes roll*

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          It's not about how big the house is but it's about how happy the home is. 
          -> unknown

Hey wanna me my friend??... follow me :)
          Stay safe and i hope you have a good day ahead

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          Every single time you help somebody stand up, you are helping humanity rise. 
          -> Steve Maraboli

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          Your feelings are seasons. They change with time and it's okay if you don't know how to stop feeling something. 
          -> smily

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          When things are hectic, it's okay to say no or tell someone to ask you again later.
          -> unknown

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          Congratulate yourself for doing difficult things even if they might not seem difficult to others.
          -> unknown