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"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."






I'm in me mom's car, vroom vroom. 
Get out me car!
Oh.

Hey mom I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.
Whfjcjwhfiodehh you spilled lipstick in my valentino white bag?

So there I was, barbecue sauce on my tîtties.

Adam!

Sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.
Go back to sleep, and starve.

Don't fûck with me, I have the power of god and anime on my side, *inhuman screeching*

GET OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S THE LORD.

We're all children of Jesus, kumbaya my Lord-

Hey how much money do you have?
Uhh 69 cents
You know what that means!
*sobs* I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

This bîtch empty, yeet.