Deck the pp with pics of scary, lalalalala dada lala.. 

Tis the month to be gory, lalalalala dada lala

WELCOME TO THE EVIL DOMAIN!!! YOU HAVE WALKED INTO THE MOST EVIL PROFILE ON WATTPAD! *lighting strikes and thunder roars*

Lol I'm joking! Happy October! This bio will last for the whole of October since Halloween is very soon. Mwahahahaha

So.. I'm going to tell some evil scary jokes...
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You think birds are scary?

~Imagine Dragons.

Current times are scary. We must rise up against it. We need current times resistance.

~We need voltage.

Why is six afraid of Seven?

~Cause seven eight nine..


A man is walking through the woods with a 10 year old girl by the hand.

Girl: How much longer do we need to go? It's very scary and it's getting dark.

Man: Stop complaining and think of me. I gotta walk back all by myself💀💀💀💀

25% of all adult women are currently on medication for mental illness which is quite scary....

~Because that means 75% are running around untreated...

My mom told me that if I watched scary movies, the monster could come out of the TV and haunt the house..

~So I only watched them at my friends' house....


Lol I copied this from the internet. Scaryyyyy!!!

Happy October everyone and read my scary books👻👻👻👻👻

Him: Ok, I'm going to pull it out now.

Her: This is scary because it's my first time.

He slowly starts to pull it out.

Her: *Screams*

Then the dentist yanks it out and says: Congratulations! You just got your first tooth pulled out!

I don't know why I copied that one...😳🙃😶

And remember;
"A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties"

I LOVE AJR!!!
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