A Mistake

i feel so selfish having an monopoly on self loathing behavior, if you want some I'm totally okay with you using my provider. this is a capitalistic society after all.

Please help someone by the name of Andrew has kidnapped me, he writes a shitty webcomic. Please he's forcing me to come up with stories for his shitty site full of equally awful comics. Save me

Im being consumed by a hoodie, please send assistance. 

You're a work of art 

Where can I buy married iguanas?

I don't think I'm dead, so I am probably alive.

Help

Are you okay.

This is art my mom told me so when i was five