Person: OMG IM A TRUEE FANGURL I SAW THE MOVIE AND NOW IM READING THE BOOK! I LUV FOUR BUT TOBIAS IS SCARY AND TRIS IS LIKE, WAY BETTER THAN HER EVILE TWIN BEATRICE AND-
Me: *stares at them like they are mental*
Them: whats wrong fellow fangirl?
Me: Oh nothing mortal, just sending the fangods to kill you and make your soul jump off the chasm into the deepest pits of Tartarus... *smiles sweetly*
Them: oh! I read the peter johnson series and ship perachel ALOT!
Fangods: *does the tatarus bit and chasm jumping*
Me: *shakes head* stick with your petty magazines mortals
