@inspectcalls
“dawdling around backstage again? be careful, officer, before people get the wrong idea. such a respectable gentleman in such a place! tsk, tsk.”
“when have you ever known *me* to be coy? i appreciate someone who’s punctual. shall we leave it at that?”
!! @inspectcalls
“mm, what is it now? i have a show in five, i can’t answer your questions.”
“then you must call me by my title if you insist on being so cruelly formal.”
!! @inspectcalls
"⠀⠀my title on the job does not change no matter how little people are present.⠀⠀"
⠀⠀⠀▋⤻⠀⠀@homminuit
“oh, then does that mean i can start making demands too? please, it’s just us.”
!! @inspectcalls
“come to visit me without your assistant, officer? how honoured i am. she chats enough for the both of you.”
“same thing. there’s no living if all you’re doing is working. mmm, if you say so. to my office then. i’m sure you know the way by now.”
and what can i help you with? […] you aren’t here because of an .. disturbance report, right?
“hahaha! hahah— hah.. you’re funny. we don’t need to visit the theatre again.”
“i report directly to you, sir. who am i to go to if there’s an issue? maybe it’s best if i accompany you. don’t worry! i’ll ignore every single conversation.”
“g’morning, sir. what are we doing today?”
"⠀⠀yes. their mannerisms will be a lot stricter. which means less chattiness.⠀⠀"
⠀⠀⠀▋⤻⠀⠀@nouveauex
“i didn’t know what you wanted so i got you tea, coffee or water!”
/ its the husband
/ he wanrs me hee neds me
⠀⠀⠀▋⤻⠀⠀new mb