Hey. I'm Squirrel. It's nice to meet ya. Please don't listen to Ishy, my name is NOT trashy. I do write, but I took my book down because quite frankly, it was crap. But hey, a better version is back up! Also, please don't judge anything I write, given that usually when I'm writing, it's 1am or later(earlier?). I have an excuse for trashy (heheh) writing. I am the queen of procrastination and demotivation 



Basically I like a lot of things, including drarry, Percy Jackson and co, musicals, anime, sweets and crazy psychos (hi there), and don't forget the squirrels.


Always the squirrels are watching











Anyways,


I'm that friend who's really tempted to read the dictionary for fun just so that she can weird out people with big words. (Not that I have, it just sounds amusing)

One of my favourite things to do is call people illiterate, then watch as they ask me what it means. It's hilarious.

I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them. Like. A. Fucking. Lady.

Im part of so many fandoms, it's not even funny anymore, and I adore my tea. (Except peppermint. It gives me indigestion. Randomly)

If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏
If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏
If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy,
If you're sad and you know it clap your hands.
👏 👏

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IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS THAT SEE THIS. IM A LESBIAN, AND THERE AIN'T A THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. *yeets myself out a window* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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Ehhh yeah. Nya nya. Ciao, bellas.

Does the link work? I hope so. That's to my shitty art account. Shameless self-promotion: go check it out :3
  • Not the closet, that’s for sure
  • JoinedDecember 31, 2018



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