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Hello Wattpadders,
          	
          	We are revamping our reading lists! To help us facilitate that, we will be closing our story submission forms for a short while as we set up our new lists. As soon as those forms are open again for story submissions we will let you know. We will also notify you when our guidebook has been updated with our new reading list submission guidelines.
          	
          	The purpose of the revamp is to enable us to build an extensive library that will allow readers to fully immerse themselves in all  the Humor genre has to offer here on Wattpad, and showcase even more amazing writers and their stories.
          	
          	Thanks for your patience while we get this all sorted out. 
          	The Ambassadors

humor

Hello Wattpadders,
          
          We are revamping our reading lists! To help us facilitate that, we will be closing our story submission forms for a short while as we set up our new lists. As soon as those forms are open again for story submissions we will let you know. We will also notify you when our guidebook has been updated with our new reading list submission guidelines.
          
          The purpose of the revamp is to enable us to build an extensive library that will allow readers to fully immerse themselves in all  the Humor genre has to offer here on Wattpad, and showcase even more amazing writers and their stories.
          
          Thanks for your patience while we get this all sorted out. 
          The Ambassadors

humor

Hi all!
          
          After much contemplation, reading through your amazing entries, and seeing your various interpretations of the true meaning of "Love Across Borders", the Ambassadors are now happy to announce the final selection for the Saint Vals 2024!
          
          Please give congratulations to our winners across all languages in our poetry category!
          "Tortured hearts" by @with-love-rose
          "The day of Love" by @Khaulat_m.
          "Death is not a real border to Love" by @Alavirienne09
          "Sweet Love (Rindu Batas Waktu) " by @Wpkodokoktacii
          "Bunga Di Hati Jendral" by @Ci_Sheng
          "Aliran Tanpa Muara" by @viaviana97
          "Yazar ve Aşk" by @AsudeBulut35
          "Te extraño y ..." by @Golden_Savior
          
          ⟪⁜⁜⁜⁜⟫
          
          Please also give a round of applause to our winners across all languages in our short story category!
          "Dreamscape" by @laurendoubleu
          "Worth Fighting For" by @AsiaAlexandria 
          "Heaven's Heart" by @Amature_writer13
          "Metamers" by @Zetamol
          "Valtameri" by @Aishada_
          "Arti Cinta" by @Wpkodokoktacii
          "CONTO METAMORFO" by @AmandaCunado 
          "Questão de Fé" by @claradasideias
          "Plumeria" by @Montezuma3691
          "gökten gelen." by @heyshinju
          "Demir Parmaklıklar" by @anhedonist_biri
          "Sesi Güzel Kadına Mektuplar" by @elvirahck
          "Margaritas para Daisy. " by @HebyVega 
          
          Thank you to each and every one of you who participated. We had the most incredible time going through all your entries and seeing how you brought the concept of love into life in each your unique ways.
          Due to recent developments within the Ambassadors' profile portfolio, the prizes have been altered, and we are unable to add the winners to a grand anthology as otherwise promised.
          We sincerely apologize to our winners for the inconvenience, but please keep an eye out in your inbox. Your winner stickers will be distributed shortly by the relevant host profiles over the next few days.
          
          ⁕⁂⁕ With that all said, the Saint Vals team bids you farewell for now and thanks you once more for a great time! ⁕⁂⁕"

humor

Calling all Wattpadders,
          
          Thank you so much for participating in St. Vals 2024! We had a lot of fun and got some very interesting answers from everyone who participated in our activities. We have definitely uncovered many new ways to express love and heard many intriguing stories. 
          
          As February and Saint Vals are coming to a close, our submission form will close within the next few hours. Please make sure that you submit your entries should you wish to participate! You can find the link and all the information right here: https://www.wattpad.com/1416453519-saint-val%27s-2024-valentine%27s-contest-2024
          
          Join us before it's too late in this celebration of love!
          More information will follow in March.

humor

Hey Wattpadders,
          
          The countdown for Saint Vals 2024 has begun! Our various participating profiles are publishing daily fun activities and will do so until the 14th of February. Have you checked it out yet? There's still time!
          
          Celebrate the month of love and join the fun right here: https://www.wattpad.com/1416453519-saint-val%27s-2024-valentine%27s-contest-2024
          
          Also, if you wonder how to write love-inspired stories, check out @ImproveYourWriting and their romance writing tips right here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/361878513-ambassadors's-collabs-tips
          
          Whether it be a love that transcends physical borders, language barriers, or cultural differences, we want to hear your stories of love that reach no limits.
          
          Have a funny day!

humor

Fun Facts of the Week!
          1. The most traveled place in the world is Hong Kong, China with 27.8 million tourist per year! (Have you ever been?) 
          2. Did you know Scorpios are listed as the most common zodiac sign taking up 9.6% of the U.S population, with Aquarius being the the least common sign coming in with 6.3%. 
          3. Did you know the world has over 18 billion chickens!! (Lets hope a mass chicken army doesn't try to take over)

JWCMaher

@humor Or if someone used a collective chicken intelligence hive mind controlling device...we'd be screwed!
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Glory_feeling2

@humor Really?Not planning to go to that part of Asia anytime soon as that country is crowded! I'm a Libra so I guess I stand in the "not popular zodiac signs ... Not everyone can stand the haunts of Halloween anyway. LOL.  BOO!
            About chickens ... once I saw a farmer who was traveling on a country road hauling a truck full of chickens. Well, as we are approaching a curve, one of his flock left the hood of the truck. Sad day for the poultry. Shame, shame.
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Happy New Year Wattpaders! 
          The fun facts of the week are 
          1. Did you know that Tiger and leopards urine smell like popcorn, so if you are ever in the jungle I would highly suggest you start walking the other way.
          2. The orangutan is the worlds largest arboreal mammal
          3. The hottest place on Earth is Furnace Creek in Death Valley, California where a temperature of 134'F was recorded on July 10th 1913

JWCMaher

@humor Now every time I go to the movies, I'll start freaking out because I'll think there's a jungle cat just waiting to kill me behind the concession counter!
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Glory_feeling2

@humor  There's no chance I'll ever be in a jungle setting (I hope! LOL) but that's funny on how to track if a tiger or leopard is nearby.
            I thought it would be the ape whose larger than the orangutan. And smarter too!
            As for Death Valley, haven't been there as of yet even though I've lived in California all my life. They say if you break an egg in a pan and leave it there ... the hot sun will "cook" it for you. LOL! Don't know if it's true though, but I bet miners back in the days did that with their meals!
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humor

Hi Wattpaders!
          
          Just 4 more days until celebrations begin
          
          And it's time to grab those paint brushes or rather digital tools, to be precise. It's time for all the graphic designers in the house! Join in the Christmas Art activity — https://www.wattpad.com/1397834591-advent-calendar-2023-window-20
          
          Today ContemporyLit is hosting their own activity, make sure to visit their profile and join the joy of Christmas!