i'm a simp lol

the hn gang's account ♡

୨୧ hn stands for humorous nonsense which is a series of, well, humorous nonsense written by various creatures ⎯ we have a purple dinosaur, a bear, and even a cheese overlord.

Humorous Nonsense is a collection of nonsensical, funny stories written by the members of this account, which is what we all have in common.

୨୧ intended to encourage bonding between the members. but let's be honest, they've bonded like francium to hydroxide. sorry, bad science joke? (no i love science jokes)

୨୧ eventually there will be seven million of us on this account for optimal chaos.

the members in question ♡

01. ୨ @-cheesegod ୧ River (riv): sleeping, listening to Pink Floyd to drown out the brain noises. Status is almost constantly unknown. 

02. ୨ @Millie02468 ୧ Millie (she/her): Audrie's wife. sunglasses god. running away with her fictional crushes. a total whore for football. all about memes.

03. ୨ @HEATWAVEMIRAGE ୧ frankie (reggie, he/they): millie's amorphous blob thing, finite lifespan.

04. ୨ @-notapril- ୧ not April (april, she/her): has no idea what to put here. but is very sorry for audrie's dog. very cool all-round person except she's sided with the Dolphins because they offered her hats. that was, like, ten months ago and she's not back yet. violently objects to all nicknames

05. ୨ @safetaynet ୧ clara (barney, she/her): founder of inflated cats and a major swiftie. songwrites and creates chaos during her freetime. she also collects memes of all kinds and gives bagels to children in need on christmas day. very much a 'last christmas' enthusiast and friends with gnomes. 

06. ୨ @streetshops ୧ sasha ˚｡୨୧˚(she/they): badass coffee addict. coolest HN member. do not poke the bear. the bear does bite. but the bear is also nice. the bear also sells coffee beans in a shady cave *slinks away*

07. @-0WEN- Owen (very slay)

08. @TheaBear11 (also very slay)

if you haven't questioned your lifestyle choices before, now is the time to do it. #everydaycrisis