Hello there. I'm Hamish, and I'm an Australian teen drug councilor at a group home in Oakland, with a knack for funny situations and realistic dialogue. I figured that since I was around teens all day, I might as well incorporate them into my stories. Obviously I'm not talking about the actual kids I work with, as that would be wrong for Oh so many reasons. 
I have been writing for a few years now and have a style that I feel falls somewhere between John Hughes and Quentin Tarantino. Or, at least that's what I'd like someone to tell me...
Anyway, have a read, it's on me!
  • Berkeley CA
  • JoinedNovember 2, 2013


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hamishrj hamishrj Jun 20, 2014 11:28PM
G'Day all! New chapters for my novella series are up and ready. That is new stuff for MAX, MICHELLE and DEXTER! Enjoy and spread the word!
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