*turns on TV*
Paparazzi : Hello , we're here with Beyonce . Queen B , how are you ? *puts microphone out*
Bey : ----
Me : *walks up and snatches microphone* I'm more fab than her . *flips weave and walks away*
I'm Jenn. Yass, bitch I'm Jenn.
People stare at me like they've never seen a walking goddess.
I hate fake ass bitches.
I hope karma slaps them in the face before I do.
*slaps*
Oops, too late.
*twerks on table* I like cookies. Matter fact, eat this cookie ; )
Chris gave me his popsicle and I sucked it . August gave me some of his ice cream come and I swallowed it .
Trey Songz wrote the song Slow Motion because of me .
You shouldn't judge people based on their sexuality . So what is they're a lesbian or gay couple ? Love is love . Let them be happy .
" Without music , life would be a mistake . "
I'm in love with :
- Chris Brown
- August Alsina
- Tyga
- Trey Songz
- Fetty Wap
I'll become a lesbian for :
- Nicki Minaj (that assss)
- Rihanna
- Beyonce
- Sevyn Streeter
Slide on this dick , -- oops , I meant slide in my inbox. I'm always up for new friends.
*eats out a clit*
Uhh, I meant I was eating a popsicle on a stick.
*vanishes*
- On Chris's Dick
- JoinedMay 20, 2015
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