*turns on TV*

Paparazzi : Hello , we're here with Beyonce . Queen B , how are you ? *puts microphone out*

Bey : ----

Me : *walks up and snatches microphone* I'm more fab than her . *flips weave and walks away*

I'm Jenn. Yass, bitch I'm Jenn.

People stare at me like they've never seen a walking goddess.

I hate fake ass bitches.

I hope karma slaps them in the face before I do.

*slaps*

Oops, too late.

*twerks on table* I like cookies. Matter fact, eat this cookie ; )

Chris gave me his popsicle and I sucked it . August gave me some of his ice cream come and I swallowed it .

Trey Songz wrote the song Slow Motion because of me .

You shouldn't judge people based on their sexuality . So what is they're a lesbian or gay couple ? Love is love . Let them be happy .

" Without music , life would be a mistake . "

I'm in love with :

- Chris Brown
- August Alsina
- Tyga
- Trey Songz
- Fetty Wap

I'll become a lesbian for :

- Nicki Minaj (that assss)
- Rihanna
- Beyonce
- Sevyn Streeter

Slide on this dick , -- oops , I meant slide in my inbox. I'm always up for new friends.

*eats out a clit*

Uhh, I meant I was eating a popsicle on a stick.

*vanishes*

  • On Chris's Dick
  • JoinedMay 20, 2015



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