Tal

Snakes are my spirit animals

Look at my tailless dog she's cute 

Don't get triggered by this name for whatever reason. I can't change it.

Probably the best account on here


Charlton Heston, Roy Orbison, William Ash, Freddie Mercury and Glenn Miller are all cool dudes <3

my novels are all abominations, which I create out of boredom, they're supposed to be cringy and shit. 


UK tax rate songs and thrilling life experiences and Hitler and Kuboj and Stalin and the planet of the apes musical (coming soon) and of course who could forget Smithers 



Old account: Tediousstoryteller1 
 
"Exciting" 
"adrenaline rushing" 
"awe inspiring" 
"adventurous" 
 "God damn beautiful" 
"You're god damn right"








Where there is fire, there is smoke. And, in that smoke, from this day foreword, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of man's downfall, the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind, the day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble, when the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland, out of which I will lead my people from their captivity, and we shall build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends. We shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! That day is upon you now!




ok bye