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HEY GUYS!! i know, u all thought i died huh. well guess what i’m bcpakc! yay
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this is nsfw but GUYS. PENISES ARE SO WEIRD. WHO INVENTED THEM AND WHY. they MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. AND THEY JUST GET HARD FOR NO REASON SOMETIMES????? so glad i’m afab omg also in other words i’m not as asexual and sex repulsed as i thought i was lmao
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guys oh my god life update I HAVE A BF NOW?????? DLAY????????????? he’s so nice though genuinely and i love him so much AAUGH IM SO RRBBRBRVTVTGTHT anyways i am SO happy bc it’s winter break finally and i don’t have to wake up early
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LOL we broke up bc he has commitment issues rip but now i have a gf BUT IDK IF I LIKE BER THAT WAY OR WHAT too much character development god
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my sister has masturbated every single night for the last week and my asexual ass is getting tired of hearing her breathing like GIRL UR NOT SUBTLE HOLY FUCK
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@gay_crimes Do u remember when we kept secrets (also from one ace to another, my condolences )
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guys istg if any of my irls ever find this account i will genuinely cry
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IM PEEING I STARTED READING MUMBO X GRIAN LAST NIGHT BC I WAS BORED AND I FOUND THE SILLIEST FIC IVE EVER READ BUT I FORGET WHAT IT WAS CALLED
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@CayCaysLife mood I love silly ficsbbut also pls do not pee I made this carpet meself
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i read grian x mumbo jumbo (hermitcrafters for those unaware) on ao3 AS A JOKE AND NOW I UNIRONICALLY SHIP THEIR PERSONAS (not the real people ew please don’t do that) IVE BEEN CONSUMINC CONCERNING AMOUNTS OF GRUMBO CONTENT AND ITS WORRYING
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it’s ok i can psychoanalyze myself on the internet one of my friends posts teletubbies thirst tweets
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OMG GRUMBO IS OTP I LOVE THEM AND I DEFINITELY DONT PROJECT MYSELF INTO GRIANS SPOT TO PRETEND I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WUTH MUMBO WHAT WHO ME NEVER
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help i am getting so many followers again this happened a while ago too and they all unfollowed me after a day LMAO
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@CayCaysLife I’m still following you! Also that’s kinda mean of them to unfollow after a day
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omg i am watching encanto for the second time today like i finished it and immediately restarted it oh god oh fuck
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oh my fucking god i say this all the time but why was my writing so bad ew ew eww