"The road to hell is paved with adverbs [and commas]." -Stephen King

I write.
I give impeccable advice.
Occasionally, I go insane (but we don't talk about that).

Don't be afraid to comment, PM, or post. I've been told I'm non-lethal on days not ending in "day."

Note: I'm rarely online anymore, but feel free to send me messages. I will check them out eventually. Or send me a message on Tumblr (which I'm more likely to check)
  • A Higher Plane of Intelligence
  • JoinedJune 18, 2014

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ganseys-mint-plant ganseys-mint-plant Jun 16, 2017 12:58AM
PM me prompts and I'll try to write little snippets! Very bored right now and in the mood to write! 
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