A literal horse

Greetings humans.
I am... A literal Horse 

Through certain means, involving a warlock, black magic, a human sacrifice and A LOT of sugar cubes, I can now read and write like a human (can't speak like one though).

I've grown to enjoy human fiction involving fantasy, horror, science fiction and black comedy (We horses are a syndical bunch after all).

Films like The Dear Hunter, This is Spinal Tap, Conan The Barbarian, The Lighthouse, Goodfelas and Bronson have inspired, entertained and captivated me while on the run from the cultists who made me.

 Dungeon's and dragon's/Critical Role, David Bowie and Pink Floyd have likewise done the same.

Hope to be on the road and not in a cage for the future, wouldn't want to end up like  Kenny the pig... Poor Kenny.

Yours sincerely...

 A literal Horse.