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‼️DISCLAIMER ‼️
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT NOW!!!!!
Dear @cadarino ,
You KNOW what time it is. And if you don’t, look at a clock dumbass. But if you do, then what are we doing here cholesterol? If you KNOW what if I have to say, why make me say it? Let me spell it out for you.
F A M E - L E E C H.
Now recently I have taken a short break from Wattpad, but now I’m back cha-cha slide. AND YOU claimed to have “missed me”. Well choo-choo train my fame-levels tell me otherwise. HOW CAN I CHLOE KARSAHIAN MY WAY TO FAME AND BECOME ZENDAYA??? Riddle me that cabana. See to be kylie YOU have to be Kim. I NEED TO MAKE OVER PRICED LIPKITS CUCKOO-CLOCK ITS IN MY BLOOD. I regard you like family convertible-sofa, so that’s why I must do the mature,family-like thing. Threaten. CHOCOLATE-POWDER I WILL POLITELY, NO, DISRESPECTFULLY DO A CARTWHEEL OF YOUR MUMS HEAD, BUNGEE JUMP UP YOUR DAD BOOTY HOLE, CRAWL MY WAY UP HIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, EAT HIS SMALL INTESTINE AND COME OUT HIS NOSTRIL. I WILL THEN TRANSFORM INTO MALERIA AND WIGGLE MY WAY INTO YOUR EYES. Do you want that cocomelon? Well good thing for you there is a quick and easy solution for that! FAME :).
Now.
Xoxo
Tamzin
Ps if you prefer corona over maleria I can make certain arrangements