AVPM-A Very Potter Musical 
"It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!" (Act 2 Part 1)-Ron Weasley
AVPS-A Very Potter Sequel 
"Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot." (Act 2, Part 9)-Sirius Black