eatsporkjew

I'm a storyteller. That's what I do. I tell stories. Some are better than others. Some are long and some are short....though I've been known to tell a few epics, but they're all from the heart. Besides, isn't greatness just a function of the mediocrity among us?

I've written two books (the one published on WattPad is called TIGHTLY KNIT) and recently completed a feature-length screenplay and a 30-mins TV pilot with my writing partner in Los Angeles. We're making our way through our development slate as I write this. I also freelance for a few print and online publications in the food and travel space.   

Some background. I went to school at UCLA and ended up spending seven years working in feature film development for some of the biggest producers in Hollywood. Before my soul turned to tar and I'd finished pulling out all my hair from the stress (thank god for Propecia), I took a leap of faith in my two older brothers and moved to San Francisco, joined the marketing team of our family solar company, and fell in love. I moonlight as a personal chef to my partner Jonathan and am a pro-bono food connoisseur, aficionado, and live restaurant review concierge. I sometimes make people laugh (for free) with my snarky-mean-spirited-yet-innocent-and-a-little-racist wit.