hello, my name is emma. i enjoy long walks on the beach, tropical islands, and fruit flavoured wine. i'm interested in a man who isn't too pu- oops!

wrong account, now everyone on eharmony is gonna think i'm a psychopath with all my ranting and raving about british television and fanfiction! let's try this again, my name is emma...or is it? *que dramatic piano chords* hehe just kidding emma's my name and just in case you were confused i DO NOT enjoy long walks on the beach, with all that sand getting in between your toes isn't one bit appealing to me. anyways, enough with all this pointless banter, lets get on with the good stuff shall we! 

i like sherlock. i mean i really like sherlock. enough said there, it's very straightforward. i also like harry potter, also very straightforward. i'm very picky when it comes to joining fandoms, i either love the thing or hate it with a fiery passion. there's no in between. with the fanfictions i'll be writing my ultimate goal is to make it so sad and angst-y that i rip your heart out and drag you down into the depths of shipping hell! mwahaha...mwahahahaha- *cough* er- i mean... there's no point in trying to cover that up, it's the truth.

hehe anyways that's all i can really think to say, so i suppose i'll end this silly little blurb with have a lovely day! oh, and just to clarify, i've written this all in lower case for a reason, yes i know how to capitalize.