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♕ ▒△ ｂＩｌＬ ＣｉＰｈＥｒ△

WELL ᕼIYᗩ KIᗪᔕ! NAME'S BILL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!

ᶤ ᵉᵃᵗ ᶤᶰˢᵘˡᵗˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏᶠᵃˢᵗ

EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS ENERGY. THAT SORTA EXPLAINS WHY YA CAN'T GET RID OF ME! AHAHA!

ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵖˡᵒˢᶤᵒᶰ ᵗᵘʳᶰᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᶰᵗᶤʳᵉ ˢᵏʸ ᵍᵒˡᵈ

I'VE GOT A PAST WITH MY FAMILY THAT I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT. LET'S JUST SAY IT'S WORSE THAN STAN'S!

ᵗʷᶤˢᵗᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶰ ʷʰᵒ ᵇᵉᶰᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵖᶤᵖᵉ ᶜˡᵉᵃᶰᵉʳˢ

ASIDE FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO KILL ME, YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP, EITHER! SORRY, KID!

ˡᶤᵃʳ˒ ᵐᵒᶰˢᵗᵉʳ˒ ˢᶰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵈʳᵉˢˢᵉʳ

SAY, HOW'S ABOUT WE MAKE A DEAL? YOU HIT THAT LITTLE FOLLOW BUTTON OVER THERE, AND I GIVE YOU A PAT ON THE HEAD. *hand ignites in blue flame* TICK TOCK, KID! WHEN ELSE ARE YOU GONNA GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS?

ʰᵃʰᵃˑˑˑ ʰᵃˑˑˑ ʰᵃ

WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY, BUT I THINK I LEFT MY INTERDIMENSIONAL CASSEROLE ON THE STAIRCASE OF QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY. GOTTA BLAST!

REMEMBER:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ ɪs ᴀɴ ɪʟʟᴜsɪᴏɴ
Tʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍ
Bᴜʏ Gᴏʟᴅ
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