hello all! i'm mariam, i'm eighteen, and i live in london, where i spend most of my time making really bad jokes and eating italian food. 

i try to retain my chill most of the time but if you bring up star wars or brie larson i'll probably lose it really damn quick. generally speaking, i'm average at most things, except maths, which i am below average at. aside from the obvious (reading and writing), i like jazz music, theatre, and de-constructing white patriarchal ideals.

unforunately, i'm very bad at a) actually writing my books b) replying to my messages and c) watching youtube videos that are longer than six minutes. i know. i'm sorry. thank you for sticking around anyway.

**i'm not active here any more - thank you for an amazing six years. i've left my work up for you all to peruse. in the meantime, feel free to contact me in one of these places:
  • london, uk
  • JoinedJune 18, 2011

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defend defend Aug 09, 2016 08:55AM
hello all!i haven't posted anything in forever, i know - i'm sorry. hopefully i'll be able to write a couple more short stories for anecdote, if anyone has anything particular they'd like me to writ...
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Anecdote by defend
Anecdote Short Story
"AN ANECDOTE is a short account of a particular incident or event, especially of an interesting or amusing nature. Late 17th century: from French, or via modern Latin from Greek "anekdota", meaning '...
Eleven O'Clock Number by defend
Eleven O'Clock Number Teen Fiction
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ALLISON REED: THE MUSICAL - release date, SEPT 2013. STARRING: Allison Reed, Lydia Huntington II, and the renowned Toby Martin. LOGLINE: A bitter, intelligent teenage girl (Reed) is paired wit...
Twelve Ways To Spend One's Christmas Eve by defend
Twelve Ways To Spend One's Christmas Eve #399 in Short Story
"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she’s still going round North America, and there’s, like, three continents still to get through in about as...
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