Disclaimer: Everything here is crack. I started this when I was a childe. I take no responsibility for my younger self. 

This hurts


Hello. I just want you all to know that I love you in a totally not creepy stalkerish way! <3

About Me (I guess?) :3 :
-I started writing most of my stories ages ago and suck at updating so no promises I'll ever finish something.
-I started writing on a different account under a different name when I was 12. Can you find me?
-I have never given my username for wattpad or any other writing/reading/gaming site I'm on to anyone I know in real life.
-I use this username as an alias username for most social media.
-I like writing fanfics because I tend to get lost when I write stories of my own.
-I am reaaaally bad at telling stories orally which is why I prefer to write.
-I do waaaay too much to be able to function properly but that's okay because life is better when you busy. (i think)
-My location is a code name for the general area I live in. (haha, not anymore)
-I act, sing, dance, figure skate, play soccer/football, play piano/guitar, take class at college, and imitate random sounds of things I hear, and periodically die
-I'm weird
-My obsession changes at least 3 times a day
-Usually, one of my obsessions is chocolate
-I don't like candy
-I post the most random shtufff on my twitter

I'm an awkward turtle. Have a good day. With a turtle and a suitcase. (look that up if you want). Also, here's some advice for me and you, well, for everyone, BE YOURSELF AND DON'T BE PUT DOWN OR HURT BY WHAT OTHERS SAY BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING! Luv and kisses to all!
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  • JoinedJune 6, 2015


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dead_lilli dead_lilli Feb 25, 2022 09:16AM
Hi. I live. Mainly on Ao3 cause I grew as a writer (I hope) and feel pain each time I look at the crap I wrote as a kid but yes, I may update at some point.
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