So I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. See a piece of whistle bait and Bigfoot make move, me pretty smoove. Go to jukebox, put on Whitesnake nod alone to 'here I go again on me own', Check fly, check mouth stink, order two white russians and saunter over. I say: "hello, this seat take?" Most time lady just run, scream, sometime pepperspray. Worst is when they do silent scream and vomit trickle down chin like hot fudge on sundae. How a guy supposed recover from that? Onetime girl friendly let Bigfoot sit. I figure things good to go so I mark her with the musk so other suitor know "Stay Away, She Bigfoot!" NO GOOD! She allergic to Bigfoot stink and she go into anaphalaxis. Now me on web personals, Bigfoot write clever.
SEX: ALPHA MALE, JR. SILVERBACK
ETHNICITY: BIGFOOT/NATIVE AMERICAN
LOCATION: NEXT TO CRANBERRY BUSH AND STUMP
EDUCATION: DEVRY
LOOKING FOR: HOT SHEFOOT
OCCUPATION: FOREST GENTLEMAN
HEIGHT: 7'1"
WEIGHT: LOTS
EYES: SMALL
HAIR: MATTED, BROWN, GREEN MARIGOLD
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SAD AND LONELY
WANT CHILDREN: SMALL LITTER
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