Hey gurl hey, and welcome to my page!
If you are here then you obviously either love reading and unicorns, or have a very very creepy fetish. But I don't judge, because I am just the most splendiforous little orangutan in the zoo. Right now I'm going to answer the question that I'm sure you are all asking yourselves, yes I am off my meds. Don't worry though, I am taking someone else's.
By the way, I looooooooooooove tic tacs, and tic tac toe.
Goodbye for now, and remember: If you are wearing crocs and socks, be prepared for I am standing right behind you.
- In your worst nightmares
- JoinedJune 28, 2014
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The Wondrous Tale of Rhinos and Rh...
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A captivating tale that follows the life of Orangutan as he embarks on a distasteful journey to mayhem.