cade

yesterday was my ten-year anniversary here, woohoo

i really joined wattpad seven years ago. that’s crazy  man

Yo u seem lit g 

why do these annoying ass spam accounts keep posting on my rant book that I qualify for a premium Wattpad? whatever the hell THAT is, please stop. how do i stop that? it’s annoying asf. i got a notification and think one of my followers is making a fun comment and it’s that stupid as shit.

i want you ALL to know that i think this wattpad beta bullshit is dumb as shit. when i first joined wattpad, i was eleven years old. i did not have money to pay to read stories. i hate this new wattpad. HATE it and i will be making a rant about this shit cause it ain't right. the new generation wattpad isn't even old enough for a job! the whole purpose of wattpad is to read stories FOR THE FREE! i understand us writers want to make big bank for the art and craft we make, but we all know that wattpad ain't the place for that!  what the hell?
          
          rant coming soon cause this is NOT cute. idc idc idc.

i need a good cover for this teaser im bout to drop  i wanted to make it a surprise but....y’all know me...

AGUSTD!
          

yes, lovelies, it's true. your eyes are not fucking with u. i am back into ranting and writing after a bit of a hiatus and i come with a ....interesting idea. finally, mama cade  has updated?! yessss 
          
          i have updated ♡ rr ♡
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/6145777/write/280007130
          
          to make up for the two year hiatus, it is a long ass sheet of paper--oops i mean chapter [you'll get that if you read it] about two different topics. it feels good to rant again.
          
          you're probably wondering where that superpower story is, well, it's in my drafts and i'm currently working on it as well!
          
          "there's no such thing as normal here. we're fucking freaks, yo." growing up on this wonderful Earth can be difficult. growing up as a teenager with superpowers on this wonderful Earth is hell. ♡
          
          i love you babes. thanks for sticking with me through my dead end! people stll following me despite 'last updated 2014'?? for both books? you guys are beautiful and i shower you with love! 
          
          now....now. do you remember yourself as a fetus author? cringeworthy right? well rant about it! much like you'd rant [or want to rant] about other "cringeworthy" authors...now set aflame your cringeworthy fetus self. details and an example in the latest chapter of rr.

so guys, if I posted a story about teenagers with super powers, would ya'll laugh in my face orrrrr
          with an action-dark comedy-drama twist

woah guys i've been dead to the world. anyone there? lol, well, i've started my sophomore year of highschool (ew, ew, ew) and that means hella work and hella drama and stuff, but i wanted to pop in to tell you LAVS will be updated soon! this i swear! before halloween, promise
          
           speaking of halloween....around this time, three years ago, i posted a story called "heart of halloween" man, i miss it and want to repost it. but i don't think i can finish it before october 31st so. :(
          
          i also am currently writing a girl on girl humor/drama fic kind of autobiographal. nah, i should say more like biographical. sorta? idk, just look out for that guys as the two characters will be portrayed by my favorite girl/girl couple ever! (if you don't know who it is, shame nahimjk)
          
          xx
          queen mama (yes, ima make that a thing)