Kirigiri

Decided to make a different version of one of my favorite Anime's of all time. AngelBeats! https://www.wattpad.com/story/141386843

私の名前は偲んふぇす

Your comments and responses to other people's comments were unnecessarily aggressive and blunt... which perfectly expresses exactly what I wanted to say to their dumb ass comments. So I followed you, thanks for saying what every sane person was thinking.

There is no heaven or hell. 
          No matter what you do while you're alive, everybody goes to the same place once you die. 
          
          Death is Equal.
          
          -Tsugumi Ohba

... Fool✌

"MIKASA!! WHY IS EREN BEING USELESS!?!?"
          "He went into a rage after transforming and knocked himself out. We can't get him to wake up or respond."
          "REALLY!?"
          "Armin-"
          "I mean SERIOUSLY!?"
          "Yeah Armin-"
          "I COULDN'T DO THAT IF I TRIED!!! HE HAD ONE FUCKING JOB TO DO AND HE KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT!?!?"
          "ARMIN!! I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE THE TIME!!! NOW USE YOUR BOOKS TO UNFUCK THE SITUATION!!"
          "AAAAGGHH ALRIGHT!!!"
          "Do you have any ideas?"
          "I've got one. After all, pain is the greatest motivator."
          "Armin, what are you doing?"
          "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY SHIT!!!"

SALUTE! You came to us as failures and degenerates. After training three years and sacrificing it all ... you are still failures and degenerates. FuCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Tomorrow you make the decision that you will regret for the rest of your lives. You have three choices: do you join the garrison protecting the towns and reinforcing the walls? Well just look at that badge. If you like homoerotic fanfic and masonry then consider this your new home. Next, we have the survey corps, where the remnants of your very short lives will be composed of pant-shitting terror, sign on up and get eaten by a fucking titan. And finally, we have the military police. Now I know each and every one of you wants to get in there, not because it is the easy life, but because you fairy fuck pixie-dust cupcakes love the idea a god damn unicorn being your mascot. Seriously, look at that, that shit is gayer than a Christmas horn in rainbow the horn symbolises the raging hard-ons you'll be having when you realise that breakfast begins with a nice round of cock slap in the communal hot tub, you cock hungry buffalos are going to love it in there. But I get the last laugh, as only the top ten shit piles get the privlage, the rest of you are going to have to be content with sucking your own dicks. And now, we present the best shitpiles in the one 'o four.

Did you honestly not fucking know how to wear a belt before you came in here? Seriously look at this, LOOK YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKER! It's the easiest fucking thing to do! How the fuck did you not know how to buckle a belt!
          How the fuck could you be so stupid? You're giving Privet Pile a run for her money, and until today I could have sworn that was a task no man could do. You have truly opened my eyes, Erin Yaeger, opened them to how fuckin' stupid a low down stupid son-of-a-bitch stupid like you can be. isn't that right Privet Pile?
          "Sir yes, sir!"
          SHUT THE FUCK UP PRIVET PILE!
          Erin Yeager, you are a failure of colossal magnitude and possibly the dumbest son-of-a-bitch this I've ever seen next to Pile. But you pass.

Good morning you muppets! Today we have our training: trapeze! You cock sprinkles are gonna love this. FINALLY, You get a chance to show off how fucking gay you are while hanging gracefully in the air. This had better look like Riverdance performed by Broadway's finest homosexuals. I wanna see you fairies sparkle, and shit glitter dust while balancing. If this does not look like Peter fucking Pan performed by the cast of Cirque de Soleil on a homoerotic ecstasy-fueled cruise ship, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!

Mikasa: Get up. We're taking back the armory.
          Attention cadets. We are leaving the rooftop and heading for the armory.
          Marco: But it's swarming with Titans, and not even your Karate skills can stop them.
          Mikasa: What did you say?
          Marco: Er... or was it Kung-Fu?
          Mikasa: Did you seriously just imply that I know Karate based on my skin?
          Marco: God, I could really use some divine guidance right now.
          Mikasa: Alright you shits, we're settling this right here, right now. Since you seem to not understand, are there any other questions you have about me being Asian? Ask them now or forever shut your mouths.
          Person #1: Wait, is she really doing this? We can finally be honest?
          Sasha: Mikasa will answer our questions?
          Person #1: Do you own a family Katana?
          Person #2: Have you ever met Bruce Lee?
          Person #3: Korean... Japanese... what's the difference?
          Person #4: Do Chinese tattoos make my ass look clever?
          Person #5: Do you have a sideways Asian pussy?
          Mikasa: NO! No to every single one of your STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS!
          *Person #5: You sure?
          Mikasa: YES I'm FUCKING sure!
          Now that we're done, are you assholes finally ready to leave?
          Person #5: Prove it!
          Mikasa: Okay that's fucking it!
          Mikasa, Do you know Karate? Mikasa, are you a Samurai?
          How about you try to actually get to know a culture next time before you go and insult it with your stupid insensitive bullshit!
          Oh, but let's face it, that's probably asking way too much considering the dumb shit you piled on me all these past three years.
          In that case, feel free to have a taste of your own medicine, you Muppet-fucking cracker-loving flavored honky-tonk Crispie Creme Pillsbury doughnut cupcake White Supremacist snowflake motherFUCKERS!
          Are there any more questions?
          Person #5: ...Why are you so racist?