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Hello person reading this. Im Charlie. This is my bio xD.
Some fun facts about me include:
-I LOVE to poop. idk whats wrong with me. whenever i poop i just get so exited. one time i was super bored so i just pooped all over my bedroom!
-I eat dog food for dinner every tuesday. idk why people say that it tastes so bad. its amazing xD. 
-One time, i shoved a whole cactus up my ass. just experimenting. 
-my personality sucks more dick than i do on the weekends
-my tits are the same size as two oranges
-my friends have a really fun nickname for me. its bitch. 
-i laugh at elephants falling over because i don't have a heart or a soul.
-people only hang out with me for my family because of how amazing my family is. 
-my mom says i look like john cena
-i hope to be like kesha one day
Some fun stories:
-when i was little, i thought it would be funny to push my dog down the stairs. so i did.
-one time, i started to laugh in the middle of english class for no reason. my teacher slapped me and called me a whore. now everyone calls me whore.
-im a whore
-one time, when i was 12, i kicked someone in the face because they yelled at me for eating too much soup. i love soup. its my favorite thing to eat. i eat it at every meal, except for dinner on tuesdays.

Thank you for reading my bio! i can't wait to write good harry potter porn! y'all aren't ready for this! if you liked reading my bio please let me know! maybe ill write a whole story about myself! oh ya, one more thing. you should know that i am a member of the illuminati and that i killed a man last weekend;) don't say anything mean about my stories. i can find you. and i can kill you;) 

Please follow me! -Charle xx












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