~~I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good~~

minnie is a cringily weird, american fifteen year old with serious laughing problems. though she may be a short, 5 foot 2, couch potato, she has the mouth of a sailor and the mood swings of a pregnant woman. while she may seem outgoing and bold online, she manages to say a maximum of four words each day in real life and trip over air while sitting down. yeah, gold medal. *unenthusiastically applauds* but, the more you get to know her, the weirder, kinder, and more annoying she gets. she doesn't discriminate and loves any and everyone no matter who they are. she also has a weird obsession with animals and guys with amazing hair.

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cerritulus- cerritulus- Nov 27, 2019 03:10AM
hi wuvlies. taking down knee deep in vodka in order to do some heavy editing. it’ll be back up soon. thank you so much to those who have been waiting patiently for me to get off my ass and post a new...
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