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OKAY GUYS, SO FUNNY STORY. This shit happened like a few seconds ago but me and my friend were like going home after practicing right, and we were walking and then we saw passed by a convenience store.
I happened to be craving snacks so I put my phone in my friend's hand and said, "Do not read the one with a warning. PLEASE." Bc I know as hell she would do that. I've been writing that alcale angst (like Rokcale's Wish You were Sober but alcale version-) and it just happened to have a sex scene. While I was buying food, my friend who was checking my phone suddenly cried out in shock.
Like what the fuck. Then she cried to me, laughter of disbelief and she practically stared at me like a ghost saying:"OH MYGODOHMYGOD, WHAT DID JUST READ!?"
And I went, "you read it, didn't you..."
mf cried, saying she was traumatized WHEN I LITERALLY FUCKING WARNED HER. IT'S EVEN THE TITLE. She particularly doesn't like guys doing it, actually, she detest sex (no, she's not an aromatic. Just purely naive and pure-minded).
AND IT JUST HAPPENED THAT I HAVENT FINISHED IT YET. SHE CRIED AND CRIED, SHE SPENT THE ENTIRE WALK COMPLAINING TO ME THAT WHY TF DO I WRITE GUYS GET IT ON. MAYBE BECAUSE I HAVE READERS AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH.
BUT ANYWAY, she was like "I-I... I read this guy say 'faster-' wh- why, what!? WHAT DID YOU WRITE!? AND ISN'T THIS GUY CALE YOUR ASSUMED HUSBAND!? DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS THIS ALVER GUY!?" and yeah, no.
She went home still crying, it was funny though. My friend's innocence has yet again made feel very much alive. I really love traumatizing my friends accidentally.