Hey there stranger!
Welcome to an extravagant, phenomenal, and not to mention tired procrastinator's account.
I wish I could tell you my name but the 'stranger danger' policy prohibits it. Don't worry darlings, you can of course get to know my basic self....
I'm a majestic unicorn and I need to eat LOTS of food to obtain my potential magical powers. My humor's 60% sarcasm, 30% perverted jokes, and 10% of puns. I'm not vertically inclined and trip more than the average person. In recompensation of my clumsiness, I have more social interactions with my fridge than with people. Needless to say, I'm definitely a food junkie. But food paired with Teen Wolf and every other TV show or horror/action/comedy movies are my ultimate heaven.
Music is another necessity for this bluey gooey. In my honest opinion, my earbuds are an extra limb.
Anyways, my life's a utter mess and Wattpad is a sweet escape from reality. So if we have any of that in common, we'll be the bestest of friends.
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