My life reads something like a tumblr textpost, except it's not because I'm "relatable" or "funny"; I'm just lowkey dumb asf.
Also, my greatest achievement in life is being fluent in meme-glish. However, with varying degrees of success, I can communicate in English and Chinese too.
My hidden talents include: interacting with the elderly, being able to lick my elbow, surviving off an obscene amount of cup noodles, and acting as a living, breathing human repellent.
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